How can I (air) travel again...? Without seeing "these" on the flight?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Briefing...Spoof airline safety video gets 2.8m hits in 24 hours http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/the-hobbit-an-unexpected-briefingspoof-airline-safety-video-gets-28m-hits-in-24-hours-8277670.html